Bengals Sign Chris Henry

This week my Cincinnati Bengals found themselves up that classic creek. The one you don't wanna be up without a paddle. If they had only known that the creek has its own paddle store they wouldn't have had to sign that convict Chris Henry again. This guy has been arrested 5 times in the last 2 years and they gave him another chance because they have some injuries to the wide receiver corps. I also heard that Muhlenberg South was trying to get a waiver for Tony Rhodes to come back and play his senior year. Maybe Jerimy Lynch could suit up for North baseball next season. They need him. Chris Henry is lucky he wasn't on trial in Muhlenberg County because Deh and Boggess would have sent his butt to the big house.