Family and work obligations have kept me from doing much blogging lately. I'm certain the other bloggers here have the same excuse. I don't really have anything good to post on so I'll just think up some stuff for the sake of posting.
-The Revolting Blog's newest addition, Brian "Bob Gas" Bullock is gonna be a daddy.....again!!!!!! He broke the news the way anybody in today's world would do, via Facebook. Best I could tell from the FB comments he didn't even tell people in his or Crystal's family in person or over the phone. He just put it on FB and let if fly. "Bob Gas" is cool like that. That's why we hired him here. We don't have word yet on whether it's a boy or girl, but know one thing right off the bat. The kid's probably gonna be a hell of a wrestler.
-Name suggestions can be left in the comments section here for Brian and Crystal to read through. My early suggestion is only a nickname, "Baby Gas". I have heard many suggestions from fans throughout the days since the announcement. Hornswoggle was my favorite.
-For those who don't know, Hornswoggle is the name of WWE owner Vince McMahon's illegitimate midget son. It's also not really his son. It's just a wrestling storyline. This all got me to thinking about how cool Vince McMahon really is. Not because he has an illegitimate midget son, but because he lets his employees kick his ass on a routine basis. How cool would it be if everytime you had differences with your boss you could challenge them to a match? I love my boss and my boss is a woman, so I probably would get arrested if I fought her. However, there are other blog readers who would love to get their boss in a steel cage at least a couple of times per year. Miller, what would you do if you could just get 30 minutes, you and Mark, Hell in the Cell? How great would it be if everybody's job environment was like a wrestling show? I can just picture Tom putting helpless old ladies in the torture rack when they back out on a car deal. How about Grant Sharp applying the mandible claw to defenseless elementary students when they get out of line. It would also be cool to see Clay jump into the barber chair onto an unsuspecting customer for a bronco buster. I would love to be in the office the day Muddy yells out, "if you ain't down with that, I got 2 words for ya, BRUSH IT!!!!!!" Obviously I'm a sick individual.
-For some reason it's actually easy for me to picture Sharp putting a sock puppet on his hand and assaulting small children.
-The news is a bit older, but insulting Grant made me remember. Brian isn't the only guy who's expecting a new addition. Grant and Brittany are gonna welcome "Baby Sharp" sometime next year. I don't think I've put this information on the blog yet. I was going to the day he told me but Jordan and I decided we should wait until they had time to tell everybody themselves. Not that the 4 people who read this blog would run out and spill the beans. We're very excited to have another niece or nephew. I'm pretty sure it will be a boy. My other 2 sisters haven't proven that they have the ability to produce a girl. Why should Brittany be any different?
-Grant didn't call and just flat out tell me they were having a baby. His words were, "well I slipped one past the goalie". I was left to try and figure out why he would call and tell me about a soccer highlight. I don't think there's anything abnormal about putting it that way. I've heard that's just the way soccer coaches tell it. From Joe Bologna's to fatherhood. It's been quite a journey for the one they call "Stretch".
-My once feared and undefeated fantasy football team has fallen on hard times. I've lost each of the past 2 weeks. I knew I didn't have a chance against Bunch after he unleashed his new mascot, the weiner dog. However, my loss to Miller was a surprise. I now find myself in a battle against "Big" Alan Hale this coming weekend for first place. I'm still 1 game up in the standings but Al is riding an impressive winning streak of his own and is ready to take over.
-Does anybody else find it funny that Billy Gillispie scheduled the Cats for a tournament at an all inclusive resort in Mexico that has a bar in the gym (banquet hall), one in the "locker room", and one at each entrance to the gym (banquet hall)? I've heard when people vacation in Mexico that they take their own bottled water. Billy G don't need no stinkin water. It's a good thing he got fired. It could have turned out worse than dropping Maholli off in Amsterdam during "free weed week". **disclaimer** I don't really know if there is such a thing as "free weed week". I'm guessing there's not.
-If you like to Facebook "chat", add Gavin Huff as a friend immediately. He loves it. Jordan told me earlier that she was on there and Gavin tried to start up a chat and got ill when he found out it was Jordan logged onto our account and not me. He may be young, but he knows who the cool chatters are. Plus he sports the best mohawk in Muhlenberg County.
-If you're not careful, you're kids will grow up way too fast. Maddie turned 7 this month. Aubrey will be 4 months old next week. It seems like all of this has gone by in a flash, but that's what I always heard it would be like. The funniest part is that even though the kids are growing up, Jordan says that I'm not.
-This week we have Thanksgiving, which is when we're supposed to give thanks. Hence the name of the holiday. This means that Black Friday is upon us as well. That doesn't mean that Bunch will show up at your house in his Halloween costume or that Bullock will go into one of his old wrestling gimmicks (he was once "Black Bob") and try to fight you. It means other people, a lot of them not even black, will descend upon stores in droves to try and get the best deals. Black Bob won't try to fight you Friday, but there's a chance someone else will if you grab the last of whatever prized item you're after.
-The Revolting Blog is still the #1 choice if you "google" Reggie Warford. Just for fun I "googled" Deh Beh and the blog was the#7 choice. "Google" Negro Cowboy Deh and the blog comes up #2. This is very interesting stuff. "Google" The Git and you won't find the blog anywhere on the list, at least not in the first 2 pages. I couldn't bring myself to look any further. This tells me something. Not only should we quit wasting time posting stuff about The Git, Google doesn't want anybody knowing that we've ever posted anything about him to begin with. Yes kids, even Google disses The Git.
-Last thing. We need more bloggers to keep this thing alive. Obviously the team we have now is not into it anymore, but people still visit the blog looking for something to read. At least I assume that they do since the visitor counter keeps going up. There can't be that many Warford fans out there being steered this direction by Google. Leave your name and email in the comments section if interested. Just remember, this is a family blog and you must haze Kendall Smith to become a poster. Those 2 requirements don't even go together, do they? I wasn't meaning like Muhlenberg South basketball style extreme hazing. Just an occasional verbal assault will be fine. If you are interested and don't want to leave your email for the world to see. Send me an email at jeremyvinson@comcast.net and I'll get back with you ASAP. The blog could be so much better if we had Ho Huff, but he declines everytime I ask. How about Muddy? He would be another good one. We need a female too since Kendall never accepted the offer. See, it's that easy. Faith? There are so many great choices out there. Somebody jump on board the Revolting Train.
