After much hard work and anguish, I have come to terms with the agent for the Deh Beh. Sometime in the next few days the one and only Scott Bunch will be a contributing writer for the Revolting Blog. He will bring great knowledge and insight to our readers. Just look at the photo and then try to tell me that you're not excited about this. I assure everyone that we are still in contact daily with the agent for Tom Vinson, and we hope to have a contract agreement with his people any day now. However, this is about the Deh Beh. I would like to share with you a few reasons why the Deh Beh was chosen as the first Revolting Blog addition.
He is amazingly sexy. Various pictures of Bunch on this blog have greatly increased the number of visitors. I constantly get emails saying, "give us more Deh", or "why haven't you posted a pic of Bunch this week?". He has astounding amounts of charisma, charm, and the sweetest jumper I've ever laid eyes on. They don't call him lefty legend for nothing. This guy is so great. Word on the street is he jumped in a pool last week and didn't even get wet. Instead, the water got Scott Bunch. Heavy stuff.
Another of my favorite Bunch stories goes like this: One day the powers that be at Precision Strip called Bunch into the office and went on and on about the production he had been putting out on the job. It was amazing how much he outworked everyone. They had him pee in a cup and took a strand of hair from his armpit for performance enhancing drug tests. They called him back into the office a few days later with the news that his urine came up positive for steroids. Word is that Bunch just chuckled and said to his boss, "what did you think they made steroids out of anyway?"
He's coming soon!!!!!! I think you'll enjoy the Deh Beh!!!!!!
