As a member of the "Fab Four" of the Blog Nation, not only should I contribute to the "gushy nougat goodness" of the Revolting Blog, but I should bring more readers and contributors in the fold. I will periodically put out an APB for following people that would be beneficial for the growth and enjoyment of the Blog. I put forth a challenge for readers of the Blog to find these people and introduce them to the greatness that is "The Revolting Blog"...
The first challenge for the Blog Nation is....

Be careful when apprehending this man. He has been known to carry a pair of scissors and "monkey pee". Known to drive a white 1993 Probe GT. Common hangout is the Dew Drop Inn. Reward is $10.00 and a free shave.