Hello Revolting Blog Nation:
I know everyone has been dying to find out who the new writer will be. The suspense has given the blog higher ratings than the episode of "Dallas" when everyone found out who shot J.R. Let me first start off by saying we had three exceptional candidates and Kendall. It was a tough decision. We heard from the voters. They could not decide it. The run-off will by decided by my electoral vote. So, after contract negotiations ended late last evening. We have a new writer.
Our new writer is a man with many talents and interests. His dreams are filled with Rumeal Robinson tearing up the Seton Hall defense in the 1989 NCAA National Championship game. His nightmares are of Chris Webber calling a timeout. His heroes include Wolverine from the X-Men, Bill Frieder, Tommy Amaker, and of course Steve Fisher, Lloyd Carr and Bo Schembechler. The walls of his home are covered in Fatheads of Glen Rice, Desmond Howard, Maceo Baston, and Ryan "Fatty" McNeely. In fact, he calls his home the "Big House". He is none other than Shane "Sizzlin Slim" Hardison.
It is tough not to elect this man to the post as his other two competitors actually endorsed him for the job. I know he's busy, but am sure his posts will bring joy to the Nation. Congratulations Sizzlin. Welcome to the Revolting Blog.
