Hello Revolting Blog Nation.
I often stop and think about what is going to happen in the future. Here are some random items that I think may come true.
-Maddie Vinson wins gold for the 2024 USA women's soccer team.
-Dawson Guffy seeks presidency in 2050 election.
-Boner Bunch is the starting offensive lineman on an NFL team. I mean, really, can't you hear John Madden talking about how much he loves the name Boner Bunch.
-Kendall "The Git" Smith takes his grocery store running profession to Lexington, KY where he falls into legal trouble. I can see the headlines in the Herald-Leader now, "Local man vomits on UK coach Billy Gillispie after Cats win title." Smith is arrested for assault after trying profusely to clean the coach up.
-Kendall also decides to shave his goatee only to set a Guiness World Record by having it grow back before actually finishing the rest of his face.
-Cole "Trickle" Vincent, Clay's son, wins the 2023 Daytona 500.
-Abe Walker gets voted most honest man on the planet.
-Grant Sharp gets the Kentucky High School Athletic Association Bob Knight Award for 2008 and beyond. This award goes to the coach who displays sideline antics that rival that of the General.
-The Deh Beh actually misses a three at Bremen Gym in 2027.
-Joe Smith, father of Maholi, enters the UFC
-Maholi and the Git are welcomed back to Tennessee Pride for one last baking of biscuits.
-Shane Hardison begins to think he is actually Gill Grissom of CSI.
-Did I mention Guffy for president 2050? Get your sign today.
